Sky High Price Guy

This flying asshole has a gift for taking people's money. He uses his completely ridiculous logic to persuade people to buy his crappy merchandise for astronomical prices. He is always wearing a hat in the shape of something that flies, whether it be a balloon, a cloud, an airplane, or the like. This obviously lets him fly around at will. On www.bobcomics.net, Sky High Price Guy sold Bob his first ship, which costs only slightly more than a large city.